JAM OUT WITH YOUR CLAM OUT

I reviewed my journal for the first time in a little over two years..

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 07:01:58 GMT

I the little emotional engine that could, wasn't I? hahahahaha!

you know what fine

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Thu, 17 May 2007 22:01:19 GMT

i refuse to force my friendship on anyone esspecially when im rutinely accused of trying to start fights, emotionally mame, controll....or whatever else, as a horrid humanbeing, try to do to you in an antigonistic manner....im not innocent i am capable of malicious intent but it needs to be instigated...i dont just call people lookin for a cellphone throw down...esspecially people i love....im sick of having my friendship and feelings taken advantage of....if you want a friendship lets have a friendship...stop bringin up the past to make future judgements and i will pay you the same courtesy...you dont think we can fix this? you know what fine....perhaps you are rigt and things have gone just too far...thats fine thats your call its your line that was crossed but dont sit there and be like....this isnt how i wanted it to end but....if you didnt want to end like this then take some fucking resposibility for yourself and end it how you see fit...you are obviously content with the end result and although the steps that are being takin for this result arent on your schedual its making it worse and actually supports the ending of this friendship...but as usual a hit to either parties ego would certainly show a sign of weakness and would be a step backwards....so the situation grows even more heated...theres no contact no mention of that person..(outloud anyways) it goes on like this for a while moving on with your life and such until one day one accidently calls or randomly calls to say hey and then a 5 minute babbilng of how are yous and wow thats so neats... all is supposed to be forgiven right? only after a said period of time are all of the wounds all of the i didnt mean its all of the im sorry im just tireds and im taking it out on you's are supposed to be forgotten?im willing to throw all the horseshit out the window now....start new...no grudges...but thats not how the proud should act huh?

"its all a bunch of self richeous bullshit you both need to grow up."

-the management.

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:45:00 GMT

i give up.

im getting sick

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 20:30:27 GMT

on the list of things i hate with an undying passion being sick is #4

*grumpily pouts*

the only one i can count on is my right hand

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 22:19:41 GMT

goddammit i have waaaaaaaaaay less drama when im not single

why
why
why
why
why
why

why do boys dig under your skin....is it some kind of sick pleasure for them to try and piss of girls????????

oh lets see how jelous i can make this chick today

except this chick(me)cares more about the strings hanging off my jeans than the boy whos trying to rile her up

why does it piss you off more when you know that theyre TRYING to twist your fucking nipples and get you angry??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

FUCK!

...i got a haircut today... :)

it just takes a while....

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 22:54:06 GMT

ok so most of you know how i get when i get dumped

distraught...selfloathing...mopy...would accuratly discribe a recently dumped laura
its been a month since ms. cunningham broke up with me and i can honestly say im over it...usually i dont get over things this quickly....i thought i would still be in the "come back to me" stage....esspecially after a few realizations old and new were violently brought to light.....but honestly...i think the breakup was a good thing now...as calice and cold cocked as it was...im 20...and not where i want to be in life and its wrong for me to think that i can drag along someone who has so much going for them while i try to correct my life...esspecially when they dont want to go..if they dont want to go with me on the trip they shouldnt have gotten on the plane ya know?...dont get me wrong i still miss the security of a loving relationship...but im content with the friendship that has resulted in the split...its unusal to me because its always been, im either with the person or i cant fucking stand to know theyre alive...

its given me some time to think about myself and what im really looking for....am i really into this person or are they just somthing familar and secure...do i truely love them or are they just there so i can feel secure with myself?so now that makes me question all of my relationships...and thats a whole other mess

dsjdsfja[ofiz[xkcvzxlcka;jfakjfa your mom.

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 20:29:54 GMT

and now for a photo post

sound advice....

first one ive ever wrestled with two eyes...

COMPTON BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

mmmmmm...mabey i will...

SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Sun, 10 Sep 2006 05:08:32 GMT

ive relized im really not that intersting...

downright boring...

dayna broke up with me again....such is life....

woodoo.

HOLY FUCKEN SHIT

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 01:51:24 GMT

jessies engaged...

for cathy:

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 21:56:38 GMT

http://www.geocities.com/asianprince_213/

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Mon, 14 Aug 2006 19:52:12 GMT

back.

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Tue, 08 Aug 2006 04:01:40 GMT

bye ya'll

goin to cali

uh yeah

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:38:07 GMT

hahah sal came by and visited my tonight...

funny thing is about and hour before he walked in i had just kicked out some 20 year old navy boy because he wasnt old enough to be in the bar

:-D

then he called me un-american...

meh.

INFP - the Healer
You scored 45% I to E, 21% N to S, 33% F to T, and 78% J to P!

You are more introverted than extroverted. You are more intuitive than observant, you are more feeling based than thinking based, and you prefer to go with the flow rather than having a plan. Your type can best be summarized by the word "Healer", which belongs to the larger group of idealists. You have a capacity for caring that is deeper than most. You strive for unity, are fascinated by the battles between good and evil, and can be something of an idealist. Only 1% of the population shares your type.
As a romantic partner, you are usually supprtive and nuturing, however, you have a high need for individuality. Harmony is extremely important to you as you are very affected by conflict and tension, which also makes you resist confronting your partner directly about problems. When you get angry, you usually blame yourself, rather than your partner. You can also be stubborn and unyielding when you feel you are being criticized or mistreated. You feel the most appreciated when your partner listens to you carefully. You need to be understood. You need to hear your partner express their feelings, the more often, the better. Your group summary: idealists (NF)
Your type summary: INFP

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 47% on I to E

You scored higher than 17% on N to S

You scored higher than 44% on F to T

You scored higher than 90% on J to P

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i woke up and started shit with mandy the orca

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:39:45 GMT

*yawn*
ah its daynas birthday
finally 18
well i guess we are going to make the usual rounds of the tattoo and smoke shops...then go out to dinner with her parents and then end up at smilys

it was a nice 3 days off i needed it.

i love working full time dont get me wrong its just running around getting everyone else drunk for 10 is a bit exausting

love it.

have to go make french toast now buh bye

but i will leave you with this:

Sparrow Aviation Administration Blames Collision On Failure To Detect Pane Of Glass
Mysterious Phenomenon Kills Millions Each Year
July 25, 2006

PIERRE, SD—Sparrow Aviation Administration officials are calling the Monday collision of an westbound sparrow with the window of a Mitchell, SD home a clear case of "controlled flight into glass," after the bird failed to detect a transparent windowpane directly in his flight path.

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SAA officials describe the crash at a press conference.
Howard R. Trojanowski, a Pierre-bound, 2-year-old field sparrow who had been licensed to fly since two weeks after he was hatched and had logged over 60,000 flying hours, departed from a ledge near Sioux Falls Regional Airport at 11:04 a.m. CST. Trojanowski never reached his intended tree branch, instead striking a tempered-glass picture window 2.5 miles northwest of Mitchell 74 minutes after takeoff at an estimated speed of 39 mph.

There were no survivors.

SAA Commissioner Vincent Stivolo said the crash was likely due to glass, a "common, yet not fully understood phenomenon" in which an area normally blocked by such barriers as curtains, blinds, or shutters suddenly appears to be an open passage to an indoor facility or an unobstructed extension of the outdoor environment.

Conclusive explanations have historically eluded sparrow-crash investigators, some of whom have themselves apparently fallen victim to the phenomenon. Three investigators dispatched to the Mitchell site failed to show up and have since been reported missing.

"Flight records indicate that Mr. Trojanowski unexpectedly diverted his route above the corner of St. Ray Street and Longfellow Drive, and began a slow descent when he noticed a colorful hanging potted plant about 15 feet below SAA-regulated minimum flying altitude," said Stivolo, a sparrow. "It is at this point that we believe he made the fatal decision to make an unscheduled landing on the plant."

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A chart of Trojanowski's flight path.
"Our thoughts and prayers go out to Mr. Trojanowski's wife and four eggs," Stivolo added.

The SAA has officially ruled out sparrow error, finding no evidence that Trojanowski tried to swerve out of the way. Additionally, his Glass Proximity Warning System failed to activate until 0.001 seconds after he came into contact with the glass.

An autopsy performed late Monday evening suggests that Trojanowski's crown struck the impenetrable transparent terrain first, followed by the left wing, which snapped in half on impact.

According to sparrow coroner Stephanie Barlow, an inspection of the scattered wreckage at the crash site revealed no prior damage to the wings, tail, or any other part of Trojanowski.

"This bird was in good, airworthy condition before takeoff for this routine flight—one that he had made literally thousands of times before," Barlow said. "But unfortunately, this happens all too often, even with the most experienced fliers."

"Should birds stop flying? No. But we need to raise awareness of this invisible killer."

Sen. Fred Jarvis (R–SD)

Since the advent of the clear glass window in the 16th century, untold billions of birds have been lost or severely injured in similar incidents. In the early 1940s, thousands of brave bluebirds were sent on risky solo missions to break the glass barrier, resulting in the largest full-scale loss of bird life in over 50 years.

The worst individual crash, however, came in 1896, when a flock of migrating birds collided with the bay window of an East Texas mansion, killing all 167 passenger pigeons.

In a ceremony scheduled for Friday, a red and green plastic seed dispenser hanging on a tree at the crash site will be renamed "The Howard R. Trojanowski Memorial Feeder."

As news of the tragedy spread, the SAA reported no drop-off in sparrow flights since the fatal crash.

"Of course it's scary, but I'm not going to stop flying because of it," sparrow Darryl Beardsley said, echoing the apparent sentiment of millions of other sparrows worldwide. "I guess it's just my nature."

- from the onion.com

just for blogsareshit....this is good you guys

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 23:30:11 GMT

http://blogsareshit.livejournal.com/

ive been profiled by him/her

from their LJ(omgomgomgomgomgomg)

Ha ha, motherfucker.
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Title: Jam Out With Your Clam Out

Now, I knew I was on a winner when I saw the title. Anyway, here's the rip...

my p.o is letting me go to california

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

crazy bastard

Woo, yeah, exciting. What the fuck does PO mean? Post Office? I suppose if I cared I would know. But, I don't. So... yeah.

i think ill make an amaretto cheesecake today...

Then a recipe. Umm... maybe you should leave updating until you have something interesting to write about... this is just pathetic. Maybe you should blog the meal options you have and wait for the suggestions... just as interesting as that post.

Current Mood: [mood icon] headache
.....and its fuckin weird....

i have to go get drunk tonight....

and for once im not looking forward to it

*le sigh*

Umm... why not actually go out and then do a post about what the night was like?? However, this did not happen. What am I saying?? God damn, this is getting out of hand, I'm starting to actually give advice, that's starting to freak me out. Shut the fuck up whoever you are!! I don't care!!

Ahh, much better.

Blogs are shit, this is shit, man, I think I need to go and have a rest.

Gaaaak!!!

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lauraxrae
2006-07-24 11:27 pm UTC (link)
hahahaha

hate is the highest form of flatery

thanks for the love

does it bother you that you have made blog posts about how blogs are shit?
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lauraxrae
2006-07-24 11:28 pm UTC (link)
and no i ment my probation officer if you knew anything about me which you dont...you would know that im on probation and that i just cant go and leave the state when i want
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lauraxrae
2006-07-24 11:32 pm UTC (link)
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my night was wonderfull i didnt even get drunk...

and as for the cheesecake...
cant tell its a secret :)

you have a great day trying to make yourself feel smarter
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such a profound hate for livejournal yet they have a Plus account

hey we all need hobbies
some are just more meaningless and pathetic than others...

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 18:35:41 GMT

my p.o is letting me go to california

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

crazy bastard

...

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 20:02:37 GMT

...

i think ill make an amaretto cheesecake today...

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i spending the next two days drunk

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 16:51:53 GMT

so my baby bought me my faveorite tequila....tres generations....so smooth...so rich....so...gone hehehe

and willy bought me a bottle of crown royale

and my mother bought me a bottle of madori...
....
my family and loved ones get me booze for my birthday....

im officially white trash.

to seal the deal ill need a case of paps blue ribbon, a pair of pre-cut off overalls from walmart, and a merle haggard greatest hits CD

anywho anyone is wlecome to come drink with me...

weeee half way to 40 tomorrow

...this bitch...i aint kiddin...buckets of water feel more than her...know what im sayin?

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Mon, 03 Jul 2006 17:34:22 GMT

went and saw devil wears prada last night

got my meril streep fix
its gonna suck when she dies shes one of my favorite actresses...

anyways...
it was pretty good...although i wish ann hathaway would have taken the career instead of endeing the movie with the usual "good message" thing

oh well

i hate happy endings

dayna boguth me this morrissey VHS of hulmerist

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 00:40:15 GMT

.....and its fuckin weird....

i have to go get drunk tonight....

and for once im not looking forward to it

*le sigh*

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 14:31:02 GMT

me and dayna got back together so ignore the previous passive aggresive post.

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 21:00:56 GMT

me and dayna broke up like a week and a half ago so ignore that happy picture in the previous post.

leave it to me to go to daynas graduation with my fly down.....

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Thu, 25 May 2006 05:45:25 GMT

and gum hanging out....

ca-lasss-ee

but look at my beautiful dayna!

i look like i have down syndrome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not to sound cliche' but....

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Wed, 24 May 2006 22:06:17 GMT

blame it all on my roots....i showed up in boots...ruine yer black tie afair...

gaaadgeeeation tonight

i still have a half bottle of everclear

and my mommy left out of town till saturday weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

alcohol poisoning.

unfucking cool ness

lauraxrae@yahoo.com — Mon, 22 May 2006 03:54:46 GMT

daynas party was a success....
the cops came and broke it up
that when you know

so im at her house and theres a nice 35 acre fire burning less than 4 miles away from us....

ah the smell of burning mountain side

her neighbors are all freaking out and going

"THEYRE GONNA EVACUATE USSSSSS BAAAAHHHHH"

doing the upper middle class panic thing......

upper middle class panic....
save that one in the cool band name idea data bank

i myself am relaxing after a long days work while dayna binges on her desperate housewives.......

god i can hear her neighbors and im upstairs......

yes the smoke is comming into the neighborhood.....gusts of wind will do that

hahahaha its funny some people are leaving for the night.....

mabey theyre in such of state of panic they'll leave their doors unlocked and i can ramsack their million dolla pads

bwhahahahaha

just playing...

anywho...

tonight was lame....dayanas mom caught jen and her friend doing the *sniff sniff* thang and everyones freaking out.....

cept me of course